What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Are women as visual as men are?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

It’s been over a month since I stopped taking sertraline but why do I still feel side effects like brain zaps and anxiety mood changes? The root cause of anxiety it’s your thinking and I perfectly master that better than before so it’s hard lately.